Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Haikus

Five minutes ago:

A big, creepy bug
Just flew into my t-shirt
And down my sports bra

(Perv.)

Adventure at a former job:

I should know your name
Cleverly ask the spelling
S-M-I-T-H

(Oh.)

Today's happiness:

The hospital said
"Grant, you get to go home now"
HALLELUJAH has--

(Too many syllables.)
at

3 comments:

  1. reneamacSeptember 14, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    I <3 haikus!

    And I'm so glad to hear about Grant.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 18, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    haha...you are seriously one hilarious lady! I love your posts

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    what yall name

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