Tuesday, June 22, 2010

things.

“The Bachelorette” is mostly really great this season. You know what makes it even better? Joey’s recaps. (Ahem. You want to click.)

Also: have you heard of “The Bachelor Pad?” It’s a new show that… you know what? I can’t even tell you. ABC? Take it away: YOUR FAVORITE ALL-STARS FROM THE BACHELOR AND THE BACHELORETTE BATTLE IT OUT FOR A CHANCE AT LOVE AND A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS, ON ABC'S HOT NEW SUMMER SERIES, BACHELOR PAD!

You can't see my facial expression right now, but let's just say it's one of OMG CAN'T WAIT BECAUSE THIS WILL BE AMAZINGLY AWESOME AND ALSO AWFUL. Something like that.

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Ginger didn't like my suggestion that her bridesmaids wear hot pink jewelry at her wedding. New idea: we wear DIAMONDS instead. Bought by the bride and groom. Yesh? Nudgenudgewinkwink? Or: better yet. All groomsmen will be single, taller than me, and under the age of thirty. Good? Good. I think that would be a fair compromise.

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I love unexpected laughs. Like when stumbling across one of my all-time favorite Annie Parsons-isms. Good Lord I love that girl.

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Guess. What. I moved into a brand-new office yesterday! It has walls and a door and everything. However: I miss my office mates! HOWEVER: walls and a door. I may have lost a window, but I got an honest-to-goodness door. (That's like a saying, right? Something like that?)

4 comments:

hootenannie said...

I forgot about everyone getting a brownie!! haha. I wonder how many things I've written that I've forgotten about. :)

Joey's Bachelorette recaps are killing me - and I don't even watch the show.

You will be my favorite of all the bridesmaids. I hope that's okay to say.

Ginger said...

Is it horrible to say that I was so fine giving up on the Bachelorette/Bachelor drama about 3 seasons ago... but this new show sounds like Road Rules All-stars on steroids and estrogen. I can't tear my eyes away.

wranglerdani.com said...

Those are FANTASTIC wedding suggestions. I tried to get you some single fellas, but they all went and got hitched. G! It's your chance to redeem the Bridesmaid experience! Olda boys and diamonds. Sold.

Also, I've taken to reading Joey's recaps to Adam to try to convince him to watch the craziness with me. So far it hasn't worked, although he has expressed shock and amazement that Joey is sticking with it.

Speaking of G's wedding and the Bachelorette, I think YOU should be the next Bachelorette. You would be hilarious and awesome and make fun of everyone and I would die of pride and love. Seriously. I might nominate you.(See what I just did there? Brought life and the show TOGETHA.)

~lady j said...

good lord, i love that girl too. :)

and i also concur on the wedding suggestions since i also seemed to have failed you in that department.