Thursday, December 31, 2009
Fingers Crossed for 2010!
In 2008, I landed my current job that led to my many wonderful friendships.
In 2006, I graduated from college.
In 2004, I frolicked (yes, frolicked-- harder than it looks) across Europe and studied in Oxford for a semester.
In 2002, I graduated from high school.
In 2000, I moved to Houston and got involved with my kick-a color guard.
In 1998, I graduated from eighth grade. Yes, graduated. From the only school I'd ever been to. IT WAS A BIG DEAL.
Oh, and in 1984 I was born.
I can't think of any monumental events that happened in an odd-numbered year.
Fingers crossed for 2010!
Happy New Year!
Monday, December 14, 2009
Slightly Distracted
Monday, December 7, 2009
Vignettes
“Do you think it would be cheating for me to just, like, watch the trailer?” I asked my friend David.
He considered for a moment. “I don’t think it would be cheating. I just think it would be like if you had a boyfriend and hugged another guy for a little bit too long.”
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Once late at night, my college roommates and I realized that both of the bathrooms were out of toilet paper. Not wanting to go to the store so late, we discussed our options. Someone suggested we just pee in our backyard until we could replenish our supply. There was a beat, and then Kisha snapped us out of it.
“Guys,” she deadpanned. “If we peed outside, we would still not have toilet paper!”
I think we laughed for about five days after that one.
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Sitting in our boring Literature for Children class one day, Lara and I took a break from our regular note-passing when we noticed our fellow classmates were squealing and screaming at something at the front of the room. Apparently there was a particularly large spider crawling across our professor’s desk, and none of the girls in the class would go near it. Finally, one popped up, dashed to the desk, and dispensed of the spider. The room was quiet with awe, until Lara broke the silence by meekly yelling out, “Bravery!”
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I hoodwinked the group into watching yet another movie- this time “High School Musical.”
At one point in the movie, a heartfelt Troy Bolton asks, “Have you ever felt like there’s this whole other person inside of you, just waiting to get out?”
“Yeah,” David responded. “It’s called being pregnant."
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And these are a few of my favorite funny moments from college.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Turkey Day
His faithful love endures forever.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Thanksgiving Potluck
I’m surprised Val hasn’t fired me.
Next week will not be one of those weeks, for we are fleeing the country. The family is picking up and heading to Mexico to celebrate Thanksgiving. One of the girls at work asked me wide-eyed, “Are you going on a mission trip?” Um. Not exactly? I’m sure we will have opportunities to love and share with the people we come into contact with, but it will be at our hotel in Play Del Carmen and we will more than likely enjoy it without the turkey.
I don’t really enjoy Thanksgiving food. In fact, last year we all traded in the turkey for filet mignon. That’s right. Thank you Lord. When I was little (read: up until college) I would fill my Thanksgiving plate with dark meat, ketchup, crescent rolls, and maybe carrot sticks for good measure. I didn’t really care for anything else and the smell of German noodles kind of made me sick. Come to think of it, the smell of boiled onions at the other grandparent’s house also made me sick. I don’t think I’ve ever thrown up at Thanksgiving, but then again, I don’t think anyone ever forced me to eat green bean casserole.
ALSO – (random side tangent) why didn’t my family ever get the whole bird on the table like every movie ever made? Never. I’ve never gotten a piece cut at the table. I heard some excuse about the electric knife not reaching into the dining room and making too much noise.
Thanksgiving mash-up menus… jealous? I’m not.
Grandma Ann and Grandpa Joe’s:
- Turkey
- Stuffing
- White Rice
- Sweet Potato Casserole
- Baby Pearl Onions
- Crescent Rolls
- Cranberry and Orange Relish
- Asparagus
- Pumpkin Pie
- Pecan Pie
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Turkey
- Stuffing
- German Noodles
- Green Bean Casserole
- Sweet Potato Casserole
- Crescent Rolls
- Canned Cranberry Lump Thing
- Beats?
- Chocolate Pie
- Lemon Meringue Pie
- Pecan Pie
- Pumpkin Pie
- A bazillion deserts that sit in Tupperware on the washer and dryer
- Getting to drink soda.
- Going to a movie every year… nice tradition.
- Spending it freezing in Jamaica.
- Almost dying when the car was stuck in the snow in Red Cloud New Mexico (no yelling by my parents in this moment.)
- Sledding in the Sand Dunes of Red Cloud New Mexico
- Really fun time with cousins
- Really boring time with cousins
- Standing in a giant circle dressed up, holding hands, and praying together.
- Going around the table and saying what we were thankful for – Clay’s answer was highly sarcastic.
- Having so many reasons to give thanks.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Love's (Suffocating) Embrace
Back?
Okay so seriously. Everything about this commercial gives me the willies. First of all, how creepy and smarmy is that guy? I think he learned everything he knows about women from watching OTHER JEWELRY COMMERCIALS. I mean really—who talks or acts like that? He really thinks he is smooth. (Do you want to break the news to him, or should I?)
Second, I really hate that stupid woman who has never seen lightning before. Clearly she has been living in a cave or some sort of underground bomb shelter, and in that case I really don’t think he should have made her stand right there and watch the fake raging storm through a giant glass window. Too much too soon, you know? Let’s take it one step at a time and start out with something easy like wind or fog, shall we?
Third, how creepy does he look after he tells her he's "right here" and then gets all serious, brings out the ring box, and menacingly threatens, “And I always will be.” Run away, girlfriend! That’s what us above-grounders call a stalker. And it’s okay to say no. He doesn’t own you! You’re every woman!
Oh, but wait! Looks like there’s something that SPARKLES inside that box! From the looks of that FAB diamond necklace, why would she want to get away now?
Am I right, ladies?
As we learned from Sarah Haskins, jewelry fixes everything!
By the end of the commercial, ol' Bomb Shelter up there is sufficiently convinced she is not dating/married to a serial killer (Do you want to break the news to him, or should I?), and tells Creepy McCreeperson, "Don't let go. Ever."
Ah, Love's Embrace. Love's cold...dead...embrace.